I pooped a dinosaur today. It looked at me, up out of the water. It roared.
I called him the pooposaurus. I phoned the Smithsonian. They sent scientists over.
The scientists studied it. Then they went off and discussed their findings.
The head scientist came up to me and said:
“For this discovery, we award you the Nobel Prize of Awesomeness.”
He handed me a tinfoil medal and a Starbucks card worth $15.
Next week, I’m going to be on The View with my pooposaurus.
I hope it bites Whoopi Goldberg on the ass.
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