Monday, March 14, 2011

Poop Dinosaur

I pooped a dinosaur today. It looked at me, up out of the water. It roared.

I called him the pooposaurus. I phoned the Smithsonian. They sent scientists over.

The scientists studied it. Then they went off and discussed their findings.

The head scientist came up to me and said:

“For this discovery, we award you the Nobel Prize of Awesomeness.”

He handed me a tinfoil medal and a Starbucks card worth $15.

Next week, I’m going to be on The View with my pooposaurus.

I hope it bites Whoopi Goldberg on the ass.