Have you ever been at one of those stupid drunken parties, and there's a fairly unattractive young woman who is desperate for attention and love, and she takes her shirt off? And instead of being aroused or titillated, it's just kind of sad and embarrassing. But there's always one guy who loves that sort of crap -- or maybe he's just really drunk. And he yells:
"WOOO!"
Because for him, breasts are always exciting, no matter what the context.
It could be a woman whose shirt is on fire, and she's taking it off so she doesn't burn to death and he'd be saying, "That's right bitch, take it off. Oh yeah!"
She could be 80, and it would make no difference. "That's right, grandma! Work it!"
We could be at a funeral parlour, and one of the workers preparing the corpse of an 80 year old woman starts taking her shirt off, and this guy would go, "Oh yeah! Gonna see some titties! Pretty excited about it!"
A lot of porn is like this:
There's the sad, attention-seeking girl, taking her shirt off. She's not into it. She looks miserable. And it's just embarrassing.
And standing right behind me is the guy screaming "WOOO!"
He's trying to tell me how exciting and arousing this is, but he's wrong. This is sad.
And sure, I clicked some buttons on the Internet, and that's how I now find myself in this situation. I did it to myself. All the same, for a brief moment, it's all very horrifying.
But then I click a few buttons, and a genuinely interesting and attractive woman pops up, and I yell out "WOO!" and it's all okay again.
That's all.
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