Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Fuck

Fuckers. Fucking fuckers. Fuck fucking fuckers. Fuck fucked fucking fuckers.

Take the above sentences and illustrate them.

1. Fuckers. People fucking. Let's say they're pink.

2. Fucking fuckers. The same people as in number one (the pink people) except suddenly they are being fucked by new, scary people who just showed up out of nowhere. They are green, these new people.

3. Fuck fucking fuckers. The green people are fucking the pink people, and a giant purple hand is giving them all the finger, much to everyone's shock and surprise.

4. Fuck fucked fucking fuckers. The big purple hand giving the finger is still there. The pink people (looking miserable) are being fucked by the green people (who look surprised) who are now being fucked by crazy smiling blue people.

Doctor Seuss should have done porn.

The End.

2 comments:

roy said...

Hey Nik! Hey! Hey Nik! Hey! Look at this Nik! Hey! Look! Look what I did, Nik! Look:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525024

Nik said...

Roy: thank you for bringing my insane vision to life. That was unexpected, and hilarious.